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Little Blog’s eating problem July 6, 2007

Posted by biglittleblog in Food and drink.
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Little Blog and her big sister, Sunshine, could barely sleep last night. They are preparing to go on holiday to the seaside, and have to pack the things they want to have with them on holiday. But Little Blog is worried. She doesn’t have any food to pack.

“What if there isn’t any food at the beach?” she wails.

“Then we will buy some at the shops, Little Blog,” says Mom.

“But what if there isn’t any food in the shops??”

“Then we will buy it from other people, Little Blog,” says Sunshine.

“But what if THEY haven’t got any???”

“Then we will catch birds and animals and eat them, Little Blog,” says Dad.

“Oh, so you can catch chickens and use them for food, and catch fish and use them for food?”

“Yes, Little Blog.”

For the first time in a long time, Little Blog is lost for words.

Finally, after a blissfully quiet 15 minutes, she declares: “You know what!”

“What, Little Blog?” everyone responds.

“You can’t eat people, because people are friends.”

“That’s right, Little Blog.”

Then she looks up with her eyes wide.

“Daddy, do you know what happens if you eat people?”

“What happens, Little Blog?”

She whispers in Dad’s ear: “You vomit.”

Thanks to Little Blog, all human beings will now come with a health warning on their packaging.



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